Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
This is why locks on bathroom doors exist, f. It won't necessarily manifest as a lump, as it may simply be a fissure or tear. Equally, the lump may be internal rather than external. However, what is clear is that you have had your first brush with Nobby Stiles. He is a harsh taskmaster and no mistake.
I blame the stupid Italian toilet. it was very high up causing me to take a dump in a strange position.

I gave the bidet ago not bad at all.