Sometimes being banned from posting on The Guardian is a hardship.

[Monty92]

I've made dozens. They now ban me as soon as I post, which suggests they're looking at my IP addresses.

I think I may have just followed you on Twitter. Can you confirm?

[Burney]

I think I may have just followed you on Twitter. Can you confirm?

You have, you saucy chap.

[Monty92]

You have, you saucy chap.

Godfry Elfwick

He's great, isn't he?

[Burney]

Godfry Elfwick

He's great, isn't he?

I do like him, yes. Rather more wit than some of these alt-right types - some of whom are a bit odd

[Sir C]

I do like him, yes. Rather more wit than some of these alt-right types - some of whom are a bit odd

Milo wossisname, for example. He's a bit wearing.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

You use stock cubes? Raaaaaacist!

I'm just impeccably polite. All the time. It's disarming.

Do you think those little Knorr stockpot jelly things are also racist, cos I rather like those.

But the idea that barbecues are racist because black people used to cook on a fire outside is just insane. Do they think that white people have always had fitted kitchens? I'm sure they do it on purpose, but **** 'em. I just ad-block them. But sacking Selvey so they can pay for more of this drivel is the reason why they'll go broke.

[Monty92]

Milo wossisname, for example. He's a bit wearing.

Only the campness is grating. Listen to his (3 hour) interview on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and you will struggle to disagree with anything he says.

He's an unapologetic troll, but a smart one.

[Monty92]

I do like him, yes. Rather more wit than some of these alt-right types - some of whom are a bit odd

Yes, there's actually a chap called Paul Joseph Watson who, while certainly being on the right side in this culture war, is rather an oddball. Then there's Alex Jones

[Sir C]

Do you think those little Knorr stockpot jelly things are also racist, cos I rather like those.

But the idea that barbecues are racist because black people used to cook on a fire outside is just insane. Do they think that white people have always had fitted kitchens? I'm sure they do it on purpose, but **** 'em. I just ad-block them. But sacking Selvey so they can pay for more of this drivel is the reason why they'll go broke.

I'm a big fan of those; I particularly like the way they aren't ridiculously salty. Mind you, the little bits of carrot in the chicken ones always strike me as being a bit pointless.

Cultural appropriation, innit? Nonsense like that and identity politics in general is causing 'the left' to look more and more out of touch with reality, which I suppose should feel like a good thing to me. But part of me suspects that the lack of a viable opposition can't be a good thing.

[Sir C]

Yes, there's actually a chap called Paul Joseph Watson who, while certainly being on the right side in this culture war, is rather an oddball. Then there's Alex Jones

Every time I see the Paul Joseph Watson guy I think it's you.

It never is.