Sometimes being banned from posting on The Guardian is a hardship.

[Ash]

I wonder if it's a coincidence that they're reached peak Guardian at the same time they've started going cap in hand to readers. Almost as if they're saying "Look! Look at the unmitigated *******s we're having to publish to pull in more readers as our business model falls further down the ****ter! Help us!"

I would actually like to chip in to contribute to their generally very decent sports coverage, but am prevented from doing so by the prospect of supporting stuff like that. Is there any way of explaining this to them?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

For instance, this chap's complaint about being made to feel like a scrounger because of his disability is very sad and everything, but - due to being banned - I'm unable to satisfy my deep-seated urge to ask whether he is perhaps perceived as a scrounger due to having short arms and deep pockets

I don't suppose someone else with an account on there would do it for me?


https://www.theguardian.com/society/...p-benefits-cut

Just make another log in, ffs.

I'm on my 4th or 5th.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I would actually like to chip in to contribute to their generally very decent sports coverage, but am prevented from doing so by the prospect of supporting stuff like that. Is there any way of explaining this to them?

They're sacking Mike Selvey from the cricket coverage.

When discussing this BTL, I pointed out that we were being denied reading Selvey so we could pay for more articles about how stock cubes or barbecues are racist. People agreed with me that this is wrong.

[Sir C]

Just make another log in, ffs.

I'm on my 4th or 5th.

I seem to have become quite adept at not being moderated and have never been banned.

I'm not trying hard enough, I guess

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I seem to have become quite adept at not being moderated and have never been banned.

I'm not trying hard enough, I guess

Fair play. They've done me loads of times. And I'm a lefty. I just don't like being told I'm a racist for using stock cubes.

[Sir C]

Fair play. They've done me loads of times. And I'm a lefty. I just don't like being told I'm a racist for using stock cubes.

You use stock cubes? Raaaaaacist!

I'm just impeccably polite. All the time. It's disarming.

[Burney]

Just make another log in, ffs.

I'm on my 4th or 5th.

I've made dozens. They now ban me as soon as I post, which suggests they're looking at my IP addresses.

[Burney]

You use stock cubes? Raaaaaacist!

I'm just impeccably polite. All the time. It's disarming.

Being polite is cheating. It makes them think you're one of them.

And don't think I didn't see you being polite to Jack Monroe yesterday on twitter.

[Sir C]

Being polite is cheating. It makes them think you're one of them.

And don't think I didn't see you being polite to Jack Monroe yesterday on twitter.

I'm going to make ze my friend. I might also have a go at Laurie Penny, but I suspect she's a little brighter and will suss me out.

[Burney]

I'm going to make ze my friend. I might also have a go at Laurie Penny, but I suspect she's a little brighter and will suss me out.

God. Imagine being less bright than Laurie Penny