Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Can I really get a week off work? I'd feel a bit of a bender, to be honest, given that all I do is sit at a ****ing computer all day.
Depends on if you can work from home, as I did.

You might feel differently when you wake up the next morning and all the drugs have worn off. It was all I could do to get out of bed. That level of pain lasted about 2-3 days only.

They had me on codeine, ibuprofen and paracetamol - gargantuan portions of the stuff. And umbilical is one of the simpler ones, I think.