Going under the knife tomorrow for a hernia op :-(

[Monty92]

Having recently seen my girlfriend’s stomach ripped open and a life form emerge from it, you’d have thought I’d be hardened (not like that, naughty) to such a routine procedure, but I’ll level with you, I’m leeetle bit scared

Also, should I trim my pubes tonight?

[Sir C]

Having recently seen my girlfriend’s insides ripped to shred and a life form emerge from them, you’d have thought I’d be hardened (not like that, naughty) to such a routine procedure, but I’ll level with you, I’m leeetle bit scared

Also, should I trim my pubes tonight?

A hernia? That's what common people get from, I don't know, lifting bags of coal, I suppose.

I wonder whether you'll die?

[Monty92]

A hernia? That's what common people get from, I don't know, lifting bags of coal, I suppose.

I wonder whether you'll die?

I did it lifting an oven, trying to be the big man, when I'm actually just a fey middle class Jew with a few pathetic vanity muscles but **** all actual core strength.

That's what the doctor said, anyway.

[Sir C]

I did it lifting an oven, trying to be the big man, when I'm actually just a fey middle class Jew with a few pathetic vanity muscles but **** all actual core strength.

That's what the doctor said, anyway.

Apparently you have about a 1 in 100,000 chance of dying under the anaesthetic, but deaths are becoming slightly more common. There is a slightly greater risk of brain damage; but how would anyone know?

Seriously, I wish you the very best of luck. Maybe just a little discomfort for the lols.

[World's End Stella]

I had an umbilical done a few months back - piece of piss.

One week off work, one week light recuperation, then onto light workouts and by 5 weeks I was back to normal.

They did they shaving for me, after they pumped me full of drugs. Presumably you're going private or is the photo caption writing business a bit slow these days?

[Monty92]

I had an umbilical done a few months back - piece of piss.

One week off work, one week light recuperation, then onto light workouts and by 5 weeks I was back to normal.

They did they shaving for me, after they pumped me full of drugs. Presumably you're going private or is the photo caption writing business a bit slow these days?

Can I really get a week off work? I'd feel a bit of a bender, to be honest, given that all I do is sit at a ****ing computer all day.

[World's End Stella]

Can I really get a week off work? I'd feel a bit of a bender, to be honest, given that all I do is sit at a ****ing computer all day.

Depends on if you can work from home, as I did.

You might feel differently when you wake up the next morning and all the drugs have worn off. It was all I could do to get out of bed. That level of pain lasted about 2-3 days only.

They had me on codeine, ibuprofen and paracetamol - gargantuan portions of the stuff. And umbilical is one of the simpler ones, I think.

[Burney]

Having recently seen my girlfriend’s stomach ripped open and a life form emerge from it, you’d have thought I’d be hardened (not like that, naughty) to such a routine procedure, but I’ll level with you, I’m leeetle bit scared

Also, should I trim my pubes tonight?

The last time an AWIMBer did that, they then posted an x-ray of their cock and then went mental.

Will you be following suit?

[Monty92]

Depends on if you can work from home, as I did.

You might feel differently when you wake up the next morning and all the drugs have worn off. It was all I could do to get out of bed. That level of pain lasted about 2-3 days only.

They had me on codeine, ibuprofen and paracetamol - gargantuan portions of the stuff. And umbilical is one of the simpler ones, I think.

Oh yeah, forgot about the pain thing. Ah well, at least I can rely on my obedient 2.5 year old to happily forego his morning routine of jumping all over me

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Having recently seen my girlfriend’s stomach ripped open and a life form emerge from it, you’d have thought I’d be hardened (not like that, naughty) to such a routine procedure, but I’ll level with you, I’m leeetle bit scared

Also, should I trim my pubes tonight?

Do not trim your pubes. You should be told that you need them shaved and you should be asked whether you would like a male or female nurse to trim them for you. I'm sure you will pick wisely