They have a bus parade while we're a laughing stock. Had permanent injuries since Odin - well, MnM pre-season - and since then BW, JT, Tomi of course, Gabby, Cala twice, Gabby M, Jorgy B, Leo, Jeez and Kai and now Willy to basically complete the set.

Raya and Dec {and Wigwam} - are they the only players we'd be 100% happy to see in the starting XI not to be out injured for a decent period this season?

Yet the scum, managed by a Convict, win a trophy we've failed to win in various guises again.