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    Norf Lahndun f'wevvah! .. Wot evvah d'wevvah! .. The reason we have failed is

    because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.

    Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    because we have offended the Gods of Football by adopting this excruciating fake football culture k?nthousery - the worst since Chelsea inflicted 'Blue is the Colour' on themselves and the rest of us.

    Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.
    Seen, H. Our new superstar Centrocampista just got piped by a big striker-chappie who could barely get a game for Crystal Palace; scored four times. The Gods of Football know their stuff
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Please tell me no-one on this board ever actually joins in with this? if you do I will hunt you down, pluck out your eyeballs then rape your bleeding sockets.
    Not once, H, you'll be pleased to hear.

    There's a bloke near our CL seats that gets a piece of paper out, with the words on, EVERY SINGLE MATCH. smh
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Seen, H. Our new superstar Centrocampista just got piped by a big striker-chappie who could barely get a game for Crystal Palace; scored four times. The Gods of Football know their stuff
    Sorloth's Wikipedia page - personal life 😀
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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