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Having recently seen my girlfriend’s stomach ripped open and a life form emerge from it, you’d have thought I’d be hardened (not like that, naughty) to such a routine procedure, but I’ll level with you, I’m leeetle bit scared :-(
Also, should I trim my pubes tonight?
A hernia? That's what common people get from, I don't know, lifting bags of coal, I suppose. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I wonder whether you'll die?
I did it lifting an oven, trying to be the big man, when I'm actually just a fey middle class Jew with a few pathetic vanity muscles but **** all actual core strength.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
That's what the doctor said, anyway.
Apparently you have about a 1 in 100,000 chance of dying under the anaesthetic, but deaths are becoming slightly more common. There is a slightly greater risk of brain damage; but how would anyone know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Seriously, I wish you the very best of luck. Maybe just a little discomfort for the lols.
I had an umbilical done a few months back - piece of piss.
One week off work, one week light recuperation, then onto light workouts and by 5 weeks I was back to normal.
They did they shaving for me, after they pumped me full of drugs. Presumably you're going private or is the photo caption writing business a bit slow these days?
Can I really get a week off work? I'd feel a bit of a bender, to be honest, given that all I do is sit at a ****ing computer all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
Depends on if you can work from home, as I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
You might feel differently when you wake up the next morning and all the drugs have worn off. It was all I could do to get out of bed. That level of pain lasted about 2-3 days only.
They had me on codeine, ibuprofen and paracetamol - gargantuan portions of the stuff. And umbilical is one of the simpler ones, I think.
The last time an AWIMBer did that, they then posted an x-ray of their cock and then went mental.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Will you be following suit?
Oh yeah, forgot about the pain thing. Ah well, at least I can rely on my obedient 2.5 year old to happily forego his morning routine of jumping all over me :-|Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Do not trim your pubes. You should be told that you need them shaved and you should be asked whether you would like a male or female nurse to trim them for you. I'm sure you will pick wisely
I had a triple heart bypass in March this year. That's a proper operation.
Jeez...
Is there a reference number for this post of yesteryear? Need to see!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: You should've got him with your nunchucks afterQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
In fact no. common people know how to lift because they've been doing it for decades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Lifting his wallet imo, geddit, eh? eh? eh?
But that probably means you're morbidly obese, old or both - not to mention northern - and therefore resigned to death being on the cards sooner rather than later. Such an operation, however serious, will hold no fear for you, whereas I am in the pique of health and suffering any kind of physical malady is an alien feeling to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blupunter
Good luck with this project Monty! :nurse: