I've got to go to a black tie do tonight that's going to be full of glorified cabbies

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: Maybe Jim Davidson will be the celeb?

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I had lunch with one of them last week and we both noted an extremely attractive young lady walk past our table.

His opening gambit? "Let's rape her and then kill her."

I shÃ*t you not.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I had lunch with one of them last week and we both noted an extremely attractive young lady walk past our table.

His opening gambit? "Let's rape her and then kill her."

I shÃ*t you not.

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:cloud9: he will be the future Prime Minister.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I spent all of that day basically pressed up against him. Every time he asked a question I was in there like a shot. At one point he asked everyone to taste a sauce and demanded to know the missing final ingredient; when I went to answer he held up his hand and said, 'I know you know, but I wonder if anyone else does?'

They didn't. It was lemon. He beamed at me because I hadn't let him down and I almost passed out with pleasure.

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So you were a class swot? :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I had lunch with one of them last week and we both noted an extremely attractive young lady walk past our table.

His opening gambit? "Let's rape her and then kill her."

I shÃ*t you not.

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Wow. There's nowhere you can go with that beyond nervous laughter, is there?

Unless you bagsy first dibs, I suppose.

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Originally Posted by Burney

So you were a class swot? :-(

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I wish it were that dignified. I was an unashamed teacher's pet/fanboy :-(

It was sickening.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Tomorrow I will drive home

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:-( Your friend will have his driving ban doubled