The Assists Collection: 1) People slagging of Arshavin... Statistically he's been our best player.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Opta stats will also tell you how many times he gives the ball away with a **** pass

[Maravilloso Marvo]

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[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

One day, when suffering with gastroenteritis, I had 11 ****s

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Thread 3) Fabregas mentioned Nasri should have been MOTM because of his goal and assist

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

A simple tap in.

[C***]

Also if you are going to go statistical. You need to provide all the details.

[C***]

<img src="images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> You are a f**king clown

[Maravilloso Marvo]

He didn't say he was the best, he said it would surprise his critics

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I am on fire. Assist of the year awards here I come.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Who assisted with the wiping?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

A labrador pup.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Thread 4) Isn't it odd that the world's best playmakers share a huge number of assists in common &gt;&gt;&gt;

[C***]

Hence the term playmakers. It's hardly that shocking.

[Pioneer]

Your complete inability to understand the point that everyone else is making is staggering.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

How many assists did Seaman make? **** keeper