The Assists Collection: 1) People slagging of Arshavin... Statistically he's been our best player.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Wenger agrees with me and that's all I care for. This place is filled with spastics.

[Jake]

What about the million plus goals scored with a player heavily involved who doesn't provide

[C***]

Exactly.

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

Or Theo may run the whole pitch, assist but not get credit for it as assists are pointless, right?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Wenger has made his statements based on Opta stats. Not a completely meaningless stat and one that

[C***]

If a player is working hard and playing to his best we wouldn't need to come on here and try to

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Okay.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Here? He makes a complete **** of himself every morning by waking up

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

So when Nasri cleverly loops the ball over for Chamakh with excellent vision, he shouldn't be >>>

[bert01 - wage structure OUT]

The thing is, most of us agree with ol' John here re: Arshavin.

[the goon]

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[Bergkamp's Brain]

Bollox....beat me to it <img src="images/smiley_icons/banghead.gif" border=0 alt="Bang head">

[the goon]

Surely every player on the pitch is assisting, or they should get the feck off the pitch!

[John Bunnell - Awimb's Golden Knob Winner 2010]

If Fabregas was reading this thread he'd be fuming with all you ****s talking ****e.

[Monty91]

To be fair, Wenger has pointed towards his 'stats' as a defence, too