Terribly handsome isn't he, young Bruno.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Calafiori is what men think good looking looks like. He looks like those photos at the barber.

I always think he looks like a horse. I'm unsure whether this is because when he goes off a liberoing, I think Italian Stallion. Or because he has a pony-tail. I guess he does play like a thoroughbred. But then Willy's a Rolls Royce defender and he doesn't have a silver winged statue on his head.

[Peter]

As I get dangerously close to my three score 'n ten P, I have frequently been bemused and perplexed by what women themselves consider to be handsome or attractive in a man. I mean those men that all women elbow each other out of the way to get to.

The men your female friends end up sobbing uncontrollably over like pitiful wretches when they only met him a week ago and he hasn't called since yesterday. And one thing I have noticed is that the more they look like they just got out of prison the better the ladies like it.?

Yes, i have had this discussion with women before. It is all about the 'edge' apparently. That slight quality in a man, a sharpness of tongue, a menace in the look. The tiniest thought that he might kill you.

Women love it. Give them a nice guy and they ****ing hate hate him.

So that is how you get women, apparently. Make them think that you might kill then, but almost certainly wont.

Dont kill them

[Peter]

I don't think he's particularly good looking. Giroud is good looking. Calafiori is good looking. No homo of course.

Calafiori is what men think good looking looks like. He looks like those photos at the barber.

[Chief Arrowhead]

As I get dangerously close to my three score 'n ten P, I have frequently been bemused and perplexed by what women themselves consider to be handsome or attractive in a man. I mean those men that all women elbow each other out of the way to get to.

The men your female friends end up sobbing uncontrollably over like pitiful wretches when they only met him a week ago and he hasn't called since yesterday. And one thing I have noticed is that the more they look like they just got out of prison the better the ladies like it.?

"I can change him".

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm not really seeing it. I think he looks like he has just come out of prison. Which is what all midfielders should look like.

As I get dangerously close to my three score 'n ten P, I have frequently been bemused and perplexed by what women themselves consider to be handsome or attractive in a man. I mean those men that all women elbow each other out of the way to get to.

The men your female friends end up sobbing uncontrollably over like pitiful wretches when they only met him a week ago and he hasn't called since yesterday. And one thing I have noticed is that the more they look like they just got out of prison the better the ladies like it.?

[John Bunnell]

I don't think he's particularly good looking. Giroud is good looking. Calafiori is good looking. No homo of course.

[Peter]

A real "Harold Torres in zerozerozero" vibe.

I'm not really seeing it. I think he looks like he has just come out of prison. Which is what all midfielders should look like.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I see what you mean Red .. kind've chap that charms his way into your confidence just so he can ravish your daughters! Don't know anything about him - good footballer?

[redgunamo]

A real "Harold Torres in zerozerozero" vibe.