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    Olympic ski jumpers injecting their todgers with something to increase size so that they are allowed to wear ski jumping outfits with larger crotches as this, apparently, helps them jump farther.

    All of which is not only amusing, but clearly confines ski jumping to the category of nonsensical sports

    Alongside synchronised swimming, rythmic gymnastics and a few others I can't think of right now.

  • #2
    Originally posted by WES View Post
    Olympic ski jumpers injecting their todgers with something to increase size so that they are allowed to wear ski jumping outfits with larger crotches as this, apparently, helps them jump farther.

    All of which is not only amusing, but clearly confines ski jumping to the category of nonsensical sports

    Alongside synchronised swimming, rythmic gymnastics and a few others I can't think of right now.
    They should go the other way and legalise it. Let them wear those bat-wing suit things. They'd be landing in a different country. It would be tops. I'd actually watch that.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by WES View Post
      Olympic ski jumpers injecting their todgers with something to increase size so that they are allowed to wear ski jumping outfits with larger crotches as this, apparently, helps them jump farther.

      All of which is not only amusing, but clearly confines ski jumping to the category of nonsensical sports

      Alongside synchronised swimming, rythmic gymnastics and a few others I can't think of right now.
      It's not even as though the chap or chapess who jumps the longest wins, they then tinker with starting gates due to wind and finally throw in "style" marks.

      I do love the Winter Olympics though.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by PSRB View Post
        It's not even as though the chap or chapess who jumps the longest wins, they then tinker with starting gates due to wind and finally throw in "style" marks.

        I do love the Winter Olympics though.
        Anything with style marks is not a sport imo

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        • #5
          Originally posted by WES View Post
          Anything with style marks is not a sport imo
          Have you seen the view from the top of one of those jumps though ? I mean, fark that ..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by WES View Post
            Anything with style marks is not a sport imo
            I dunno. I thought they should have given us all trophies in perpetuity and ended football after Jack scored that goal vs Norwich. We'd done it. We'd walked the ball into the net via a series of one touch, 1-2, flicks and volleys. We'd won football.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
              I dunno. I thought they should have given us all trophies in perpetuity and ended football after Jack scored that goal vs Norwich. We'd done it. We'd walked the ball into the net via a series of one touch, 1-2, flicks and volleys. We'd won football.
              spurs keep banging on that Rabona goal against us....they lost.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by PSRB View Post
                I do love the Winter Olympics though.
                Canada will go into a meltdown if the Men don't win hockey gold, especially if we lose to the Yanks.

                What with Trump and everything

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 7sisters View Post
                  Have you seen the view from the top of one of those jumps though ? I mean, fark that ..
                  If you are in Oslo it's worth taking the local train out to Holmenkollen then walking on up (and it is UP) to the ski jump. Then going to the top of that. It's a long way up! Spectacular views. Also, sit on left hand side of train for good views on the way.

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