Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
You're not the boss of me.

By chance you have approached civilised behaviour in two areas:

Presents must be opened before breakfast. What soret of weird ascetic Protestantism are you suffering from if you make people wait for their presents?

Breakfast is smoked salmon scrambled eggs. With coriander for decent folk.

Otherwise you're all over the place there.
Open presents - 8am
Christmas breakfast - 10am
Local pub - 12pm - 1:00pm
Make dinner - 1-3pm
Her Maj
Dinner eaten 3:30-5pm
5-7pm telly, music, stomach digests, liver recovers
7pm onwards - steam in again

Perfect