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Gosh, yes. The Sri Lankan civil war. That was a bit of a rum do, wasn't it? Basically, light-coloured dark chaps against dark-coloured dark chaps as...

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08-17-2018, 01:32 PM

Burney replied to a thread Exactly how violent a rectal reaming are we to undergo tomorrow? in AWIMB

Ah, England will be there from October. You can pop along and enjoy some proper culture.

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08-16-2018, 03:55 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

Well if you can't call a spic a dago, I don't know what the world's coming to. Spics, dagos, wops, eyeties, frogs, krauts, jocks, taffs, micks,...

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08-16-2018, 02:11 PM

Burney started a thread Urethra gone. in AWIMB

RIP to the progenitor of shouty singing, melisma and a lot of other X Factor abominations. Not her fault, but she still has an awful lot to answer...

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08-16-2018, 02:03 PM

Burney replied to a thread Is there anything more cringe-inducing embarrassing than dining with the sort of in AWIMB

The question you need to ask yourself is why, when springing for a 625 quid bill, you feel the need to save yourself what? 20 tops on water?

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08-16-2018, 01:55 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

Personally I believe that only a negligent parent would expose their daughter to pubescent boys for 7-8 hours a day.

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08-16-2018, 01:53 PM

Burney replied to a thread Is there anything more cringe-inducing embarrassing than dining with the sort of in AWIMB

Environmental impact my fùcking hole! These people are just mean. And - which is worse - they haven’t even the decency to be ashamed of their...

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08-16-2018, 01:34 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

Can’t have been my year. My year’s Under 14 Bs famously went the entire season winning every single game. I played about four games for them at scrum...

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08-16-2018, 01:30 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

Yes, quite a few girls from E’s year switched to the Eltham sixth form. But that’s the thin end of the wedge, isn’t it? Always ends up with females...

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08-16-2018, 01:24 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

No. The old place let in all sorts of dross after I left - purely to boost its sporting/ethnic reputation. Fùcking Victor Moses went there, ffs!

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08-16-2018, 01:22 PM

Burney started a thread Is there anything more cringe-inducing embarrassing than dining with the sort of in AWIMB

person who specifically asks for a glass of tap water knowing that the establishment cannot charge them for it? I mean what sort of message do these...

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08-16-2018, 01:09 PM

Burney replied to a thread Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they? in AWIMB

Has to be said that young Cipriani is a sad disgrace to our shared alma mater. This is what happens when you let the oikish offspring of taxi...

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08-16-2018, 01:03 PM

Burney replied to a thread I've experienced many of these 50 and can assure you that many of them in AWIMB

:nod: More likely someone who has never had Irish stew or been to Dublin. a/ Irish stew is fùcking rank b/ I’d guess your chances of getting it...

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