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12-02-2019, 05:03 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

:nod: And a terrible encourager of... :shudder: ...jazz :-(

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12-02-2019, 04:52 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

I strongly recommend a Twitter account called The State of LinkedIn, which highlights the worst examples of motivational humblebragging on there.

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12-02-2019, 04:52 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

They were OK apart from all the saxophone. I have a deep and abiding hatred of the saxophone now. You might call me a saxophobe. I don't care what...

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12-02-2019, 04:49 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

I don't actually remember the name of the first girl whose knickers I got into. I want to say 'Michelle', but that's a total guess. She had dark...

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12-02-2019, 04:39 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Nothing dates a song more than a saxophone solo. Thankfully, I think they were outlawed in about 1989.

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12-02-2019, 04:36 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Here's what's crazy, bb: Back then it was fine to finger 14 year-old girls. Now I'd end up on a register. What's changed? I'm better at it now than I...

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12-02-2019, 04:16 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

I discovered fingering in 1987. I don't mean I invented it. I'm pretty sure it was a thing before that, but 1987 was when I first got in on the act.

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12-02-2019, 04:06 PM

Burney replied to a thread Allegra’s English seems fine to me in AWIMB

Hmmm...snaggly teeth, a widow's peak and a very poor grasp of English. What's not to like? :-(

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12-02-2019, 03:46 PM

Burney replied to a thread The Athletic understands in AWIMB

Would it be too much to hope for someone non-foreign. Like Patrick Vieira?

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12-02-2019, 03:45 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

That is a very long way of saying 'I am a colossal pervert who regularly knocks one out to the Rothmans Football Yearbook' imo.

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12-02-2019, 03:43 PM

Burney replied to a thread So we don't get a new manager bounce but Root scores 200+. Curse of Berni still in AWIMB

I had something weird going on back in 2005. I remember there was one game where I jinxed pretty much the entire Australian top order out by posting...

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12-02-2019, 03:40 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

They don't have albums any more, do they? They all just listen to Grime and Drill and that.

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12-02-2019, 03:37 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Freddie 'Unbeaten' Ljungberg's record is intact imo.

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12-02-2019, 03:36 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Fúcking hell, iufg! Did you look that up or just actually know it? If the latter, I applaud your massive, massive deviancy. That's right up...

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12-02-2019, 03:21 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

You had me vaguely interested for a second there, so I looked at the league positions and we're currently 8th, only one point behind 5th place....

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12-02-2019, 03:16 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Only if you're a blindoid imo. And if you're blind and travel 200 miles to stand in the cold listening to your football team while surrounded by...

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12-02-2019, 03:08 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

I wasn't really doing that, though. I was genuinely asking if there was any support for this received wisdom or whether it was just what the football...

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12-02-2019, 03:05 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

The sort of people who are prepared to make 200-mile round trips to watch lower league football are going to do it whether the PL is on telly or not....

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12-02-2019, 02:52 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Do we have any actual proof of this?

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12-02-2019, 02:52 PM

Burney replied to a thread We appear to have a league game on Thursday. in AWIMB

Actually, that's true. Although one of the things I quite like about our current awfulness is that it's almost relaxing watching games where it...

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