IMPORTANT - Is your Christmas Day routine acceptable?

[Burney]

Like you'd be sober enough to remember any of it.

Speaking of which, my alcohol consumption on Christmas Day is generally:

champagne with prezzies and breakfast
3 pints of ale in the local
champagne as I make dinner
bottle of red with dinner
G&Ts during the recovery period
Multiple negronis during the finale

My liver is quaking at the thought

A whole bottle of red, eh?

Nancy boy.

[Luis Anaconda]

Like you'd be sober enough to remember any of it.

Speaking of which, my alcohol consumption on Christmas Day is generally:

champagne with prezzies and breakfast
3 pints of ale in the local
champagne as I make dinner
bottle of red with dinner
G&Ts during the recovery period
Multiple negronis during the finale

My liver is quaking at the thought

I always prefer Christmas Eve to the day itself tbh

[Burney]

I always prefer Christmas Eve to the day itself tbh

It is better to travel hopefully than to arrive and all that.

[Sir C]

Like you'd be sober enough to remember any of it.

Speaking of which, my alcohol consumption on Christmas Day is generally:

champagne with prezzies and breakfast
3 pints of ale in the local
champagne as I make dinner
bottle of red with dinner
G&Ts during the recovery period
Multiple negronis during the finale

My liver is quaking at the thought

You've forgotten the Dry Martinis. (Gin, olive.)

[IUFG]

YOU MUST

1) go to the pub at some point
2) not eat until after listening to Her Maj
3) open presents before you have Christmas breakfast
4) have smoked salmon and some form of a pig as part of your breakfast
5) fall asleep on the couch with a drink in your hand and the kitchen an utter mess

Anything else?

Pffft!

Full English breakfast.

Start drinking.

Make dinner.

Continue drinking.

Eat dinner with a drink.

Continue drinking.

HTH to get you through the 2nd most dreadful day of the year.

[Sir C]

On one of my favourite ever Christmases, Top Gun was on and the entire family enjoyed it tremendously. Failing Top Gun, Zulu would be ideal.

My favourite memory of all time is a Christmas Eve mid-afternoon, with snow on the ground outside, mother cooking mince pies, lying in front of the TV watching the Battle of the Bulge.

I want to be a child again please.

[Sir C]

Pffft!

Full English breakfast.

Start drinking.

Make dinner.

Continue drinking.

Eat dinner with a drink.

Continue drinking.

HTH to get you through the 2nd most dreadful day of the year.

The full English before the massive dinner, i?

Save the full English for Boxing Day. That way you don't have to fúck about making lunch for in-laws who WON'T FÚCKING SPLIT!

[IUFG]

I want to be a child again please.

Write to Jim'll Fix It, sc

[IUFG]

The full English before the massive dinner, i?

Save the full English for Boxing Day. That way you don't have to fúck about making lunch for in-laws who WON'T FÚCKING SPLIT!

not really the day to be counting calories, sc.

[Sir C]

Write to Jim'll Fix It, sc

Can Jim turn back time, i? If so, Cher would like a word.