In fairness, it's the whole outsourcing of parenting that's the trouble. Cleaners and state schools and nannies and whatnot. There must be a whole generation of people who grew up believing that money grew on trees, only to discover the truth when it was almost too late.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."