Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
"This is the BBC and I'm Alvar Liddell. The RAF took part in heavy fighting today over a convoy in the Straits of Dover. Four enemy aircraft were destroyed for the loss of one of our own. The pilot was recovered safely."

That's what I want from the BBC. Not sh*t about ham and cheese.
Imagine if someone tells him it's also possible to make sandwiches at home and take them to work?! It'll blow his tiny mind.