Stop crying you soft British cow

[SWv2]

I have literally no idea what you're on about. But if it's the Even More Pointless Olympics, you're a cünt.

I watched a skiing event the other evening. Now not your average downhill fast as fúck or the ski jump thing but a so called sport called Moguls.

Check it out.

[Burney]

I watched a skiing event the other evening. Now not your average downhill fast as fúck or the ski jump thing but a so called sport called Moguls.

Check it out.

Meh. It's still just sliding, though, isn't it?

[SWv2]

Meh. It's still just sliding, though, isn't it?

I've no real idea what they were doing. It was bollócks.

[Burney]

I've no real idea what they were doing. It was bollócks.

Moguls is sliding plus bumps, if I recall my skiing holidays correctly.

[SWv2]

Moguls is sliding plus bumps, if I recall my skiing holidays correctly.

Listen to Franz fúcking Klammer here.

****.