Now I believe strongly in innocent until proven guilty, but

[IUFG]

I don't like Alex Salmond so I'm saying he's deffo a bad sex case.

That's how it works these days, right?

I think it is, yes.

Although, shirley it is wrong to be able to name him when still only an allegation. But this argument has been going on for years and years.

String him up

[Burney]

I think it is, yes.

Although, shirley it is wrong to be able to name him when still only an allegation. But this argument has been going on for years and years.

String him up

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths.

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[Luis Anaconda]

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths.

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Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

[IUFG]

Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

I was once stood at a bar drinking when a weapons-grade pissed up Scotch asked me if I knew where the bar was.

Pointed over my shoulder and he ordered his beer.

Legs like broken candles. He didn't spill a drop.

[Ash]

I was once stood at a bar drinking when a weapons-grade pissed up Scotch asked me if I knew where the bar was.

Perhaps he thought you were dodging your round.

[IUFG]

Perhaps he thought you were dodging your round.

I never dodge, a, never.

[Burney]

Surely even the Scots can't drink that much

To be fair, la, when the SNP receives a clear 'Naw', it does tend to interpret it as an 'Aye' - or at the very least a 'Maybe'.

[Sir C]

Christ, though! He's even prepared to try and access Sturgeon's spawning grounds. That's taking sex casery to new depths.

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You know she's on my list, right.

Oh yes. Very much so.

[Burney]

You know she's on my list, right.

Oh yes. Very much so.

Good heavens! I hope for your sake that Laurie Penny no longer is? She looks absolutely extraordinary these days. She's also gone completely mad.

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[Sir C]

Good heavens! I hope for your sake that Laurie Penny no longer is? She looks absolutely extraordinary these days. She's also gone completely mad.

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My word. That's one crossed off. Polly went recently as well, as did Jack Monroe when she complained about the testosterone making her smell bad.

I'm down to wee Jimmy Krankie and Gizzi Erskine now. And Gizzi's just there to make up the numbers if I'm honest. I'm not really angry with her at all.