Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I was a lad from Lewisham. A jewish princess took me to her ample bosom and showed me the delights of Hampstead, Muswell Hill, Swiss Cottage and lots and lots of naughty sexytime.

What a gal

I saw a picture of her on facebook a year or so ago. She's a right hephelump now
For a moment, I thought Hampstead, Muswell Hill and Swiss Cottage were euphemisms for her various orifices.