My starter last night consisted of 'spinach panacotta' and some strips of 'heritage

[Monty92]

She's got a baby to take care of, Monty. Plus two young children.

I've done the first two stages, each 4 days, but even stage 1 should leave you able to knock up some seriously good food. Perhaps she just doesn't think you're worth the effort.

And when I took it it was much less expensive. Think they charge an insane amount nowadays, close to 5K or summat, I think.

I think she paid £3.5k or sommat.

She learned some nifty tricks with pastry, but that's gonna get no-one's cock hard, is it.

Speaking of which, I proposed on her first night at the school then ****ed off home on my own because I wouldn't leave the cat overnight

[SWv2]

I think she paid £3.5k or sommat.

She learned some nifty tricks with pastry, but that's gonna get no-one's cock hard, is it.

Speaking of which, I proposed on her first night at the school then ****ed off home on my own because I wouldn't leave the cat overnight

I can confirm your Mrs knows some nifty tricks.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The salty tang offered by his rancid bellend would have only have improved the flavour of the spinach panacotta, tbh.

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[Burney]

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Well of course it would, h. Human secretions are salty. Have you never noticed?

[Sir C]

Or the preserved lemons, for all love!? What of them?

Preserved lemons aren't fruit.

[Burney]

Preserved lemons aren't fruit.

I am raising a quizzical eyebrow.

You hadn't anticipated the massive, lemon-shaped hole in your argument, had you?

[Sir C]

I am raising a quizzical eyebrow.

You hadn't anticipated the massive, lemon-shaped hole in your argument, had you?

Fruit is what lives in a bowl, past which one might walk, plucking an example of such a fruit upon which to munch contemplatively whilst looking out of the window at the chaffinches and goldfinches at the bird feeding station.

Preserved lemons are what happens when you over-order lemons. They're good, and everything. Salty and sour. But they're not fruit.

[Burney]

Fruit is what lives in a bowl, past which one might walk, plucking an example of such a fruit upon which to munch contemplatively whilst looking out of the window at the chaffinches and goldfinches at the bird feeding station.

Preserved lemons are what happens when you over-order lemons. They're good, and everything. Salty and sour. But they're not fruit.

And what, then of lemon juice? WHAT OF YOUR LEMON, SALT AND PEPPER CHICKEN WINGS!?!?!?!?

[Sir C]

And what, then of lemon juice? WHAT OF YOUR LEMON, SALT AND PEPPER CHICKEN WINGS!?!?!?!?

Lemons, see? Not really fruit.

[Burney]

Lemons, see? Not really fruit.

Definitely a fruit. Citrus fruit, in fact.

Also, what’s that sole recipe with the grapes?