I shan't rant, no. In fact, I don't intend to speak, or to be seen. I shall tell my stories using moving images.
Of course I have fúck all idea who to get these images from my camera onto the youtubes, so nothing is likely to happen.
Surely, and one doesn't wish to be pedantic, but surely it's an apple press? I mean, pressing cider would seem to me an ultimately fruitless task.