Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
As I understand it, they're not really supposed to make ones that look like cigarettes. I can't see the problem with making ones that look like Meerschaum pipes, though.
Yes, that would be the other option. Or, I suppose, you could make it like a tumescent phallus; this would be an aid to potential quitters who might, after a while, find it tiresome sucking on a jap's eye.