Looks like sw is going to get the blow job of his life :-(

[Ash]

Not a day for thieving bicycles I would suggest, or maybe it is and you could simply blame the wind/sub tropical storm/hurricane.
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What's the hurricane called - Higgins?

Stay safe, btw. Have you defied instruction and bravely come into work to oversee the days production of targeted content to consenting subscribers?