He is the heavily tattoed son of New Zealand rugby player who grew up and still lives in the Northeast - posher than most Irish people but certainly not a posh cricket type
Point of order: Cockermouth is very much not in the North East.
I expect he will get done though will be softly dealt with in respect of having a clean record – and being a posh boy cricket type.
A three figure fine and some community service which in his case will be facilitated into sports coaching sessions whereas others are dealt with differently and are forced to help paint premises in Muswell Hill and to sweep leaves and generally act as a fúcking dogsbody in a Scout park or some nonsense in Bounds ****ing Green.
Bounds Green isn't so bad. At least it has a tube.