A good piece on the Livingstone business that nails the 'he was telling the truth'

[Sir C]

They do, though, don't they? Sometimes I see Nigella Lawson on telly and wonder how anyone copes.

We didn't even know this chap was Jewish until the Divinity teacher mentioned it one day in a lesson. Poor bàstard could have got away with it for years otherwise.

I once had to pull into the car park of Finchley Golf Club and do the wicked deed in the back of the car because she couldn't wait to get home. Nasty.

[Burney]

I once had to pull into the car park of Finchley Golf Club and do the wicked deed in the back of the car because she couldn't wait to get home. Nasty.

What was the car?

[Sir C]

What was the car?

Capri 2.8i Special. The one with the 5-speed gearbox and the cross-spoke alloys.

Great car. Not much room in the back.

[Burney]

Capri 2.8i Special. The one with the 5-speed gearbox and the cross-spoke alloys.

Great car. Not much room in the back.

Were you even a member?

[Sir C]

Were you even a member?

No, but her father was, I remember her mentioning it. Perhaps that's what drove the filthy minx.

[The Insider]

Capri 2.8i Special. The one with the 5-speed gearbox and the cross-spoke alloys.

Great car. Not much room in the back.

Her or the car?

[Sir C]

Her or the car?

Ha! Well played the insider!

[Peter]

Capri 2.8i Special. The one with the 5-speed gearbox and the cross-spoke alloys.

Great car. Not much room in the back.

You in a Capri

[Sir C]

You in a Capri

It was a thing of great beauty, peter, and not a little dangerous.

I was considered quite the young buck in such a powerful machine at the age of 17.

[Peter]

It was a thing of great beauty, peter, and not a little dangerous.

I was considered quite the young buck in such a powerful machine at the age of 17.

Your initial post about the Jewish girl was terribly offensive for a number of reasons. Nevertheless I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Brought back some happy memories

I nearly bought a classic Capri about 15 years ago- 3.0 Ghia, a wonderful looker. I wish I had bought it...