That Brazil plane crash is sad.

[Pat Vegas]

It will be one leg if the injured keeper plays

Still betterer than Craig Forrest

[Burney]

Plane Crash 2-3 weeks.

'Ze spinal compression 'e suffered on crash landing means he is leetle bit short'

[PSRB]

Plane Crash 2-3 weeks.

vg, p

[Sir C]

But I wonder who are the weirdos who rush to Wikipedia to update peoples profiles to say they are dead.

Aeroplane. Aircraft. The 146. Went in. Speared in. Sponged in. Tentpegged.

[Burney]

Aeroplane. Aircraft. The 146. Went in. Speared in. Sponged in. Tentpegged.

Ah, there you are. What have you been up to?

[Sir C]

Ah, there you are. What have you been up to?

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

[Burney]

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

There does seem to have been a terrible lurgy at large.

Did you espy the work of the estimable Mr Elfwick on Twitter, by the way?

[Sir C]

There does seem to have been a terrible lurgy at large.

Did you espy the work of the estimable Mr Elfwick on Twitter, by the way?

I saw something briefly. I'd read the article in the Guardian and never suspected it was a wind up. Indeed, it's still extant. Do we know that Mr Elfwick is speaking true?

[Burney]

I saw something briefly. I'd read the article in the Guardian and never suspected it was a wind up. Indeed, it's still extant. Do we know that Mr Elfwick is speaking true?

I've no reason to think he's not, since all pretending would achieve would be to make him look silly. And he has form in this department.
The fact that the article is still up may simply be because taking it down would be an admission that they've been hoaxed - something they don't want to acknowledge if they don't have to.
So all in all, I believe him. Mind you, that may just be confirmation bias on my part.

[PSRB]

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

3 weeks off work with it and still not feeling 100%....it's really rather unpleasant