I play golf. quite badly, at times
purpose that a golf club can serve is to batter to death some nouveau-riche, pringle wearing golfing **** before leaving said club sticking out of his arse.
I bet apparatchik Jorge sneaks off for a round now and then but keeps it secret from his comrades .
Played a few times on a social level. Extremely difficult though I expect I probably could have been a professional.
Actually wouldn’t mind playing as it is important for one to remain active as one ages, and a few hours break with a bag of cans would be a good way to achieve this.
Quite like watching the Majors.
I've had coaching from a pro - not your mum, a chap who was very good back in his day. Enabled me to play a half-decent game but I haven't played in years.
When I was young and full of rage
I hated Tottenham to the core
But now I've reached a gentler age
I hate the fùckers even more.