Stop crying you soft British cow

[Burney]

You clearly pushed the Canadian girl going into the last lap and she just got on with it. Then the Korean barely brushes you and you collapse into a heap.

Soft. As. Custard.

I have literally no idea what you're on about. But if it's the Even More Pointless Olympics, you're a cünt.

[SWv2]

I have literally no idea what you're on about. But if it's the Even More Pointless Olympics, you're a cünt.

I watched a skiing event the other evening. Now not your average downhill fast as fúck or the ski jump thing but a so called sport called Moguls.

Check it out.

[Burney]

I watched a skiing event the other evening. Now not your average downhill fast as fúck or the ski jump thing but a so called sport called Moguls.

Check it out.

Meh. It's still just sliding, though, isn't it?

[SWv2]

Meh. It's still just sliding, though, isn't it?

I've no real idea what they were doing. It was bollócks.

[Burney]

I've no real idea what they were doing. It was bollócks.

Moguls is sliding plus bumps, if I recall my skiing holidays correctly.

[SWv2]

Moguls is sliding plus bumps, if I recall my skiing holidays correctly.

Listen to Franz fúcking Klammer here.

****.

[Ash]

I have literally no idea what you're on about. But if it's the Even More Pointless Olympics, you're a cünt.

The Slidey Olympics imo. I watched a bit of ski jumping and tbf there aren't many endeavours that involve a human hurtling through the air for a hundred metres. Gets a bit samey after a while though. And the slalom skiing is crap. They keep hitting the sticky things all the way down. I quite like a bit of the jumping-on-a-cart-rattling-down-an-icy-tube.

[Burney]

The Slidey Olympics imo. I watched a bit of ski jumping and tbf there aren't many endeavours that involve a human hurtling through the air for a hundred metres. Gets a bit samey after a while though. And the slalom skiing is crap. They keep hitting the sticky things all the way down. I quite like a bit of the jumping-on-a-cart-rattling-down-an-icy-tube.

Yes. Hitting the sticky things has always annoyed me. Surely the whole point should be to avoid them, not just ski straight through them?

Is Franz Klammer still in the skiing? (he is literally the only skier I can name)

[World's End Stella]

I have literally no idea what you're on about. But if it's the Even More Pointless Olympics, you're a cünt.

It isn't more pointless, it's equally pointless, from a sporting perspective. Like the summer Olympics, anything remotely interesting from a sporting perspective is so blighted by drugs that it also becomes pointless.

However, it is entertaining, much more so imo than the summer Olympics. Lots of people flying through the air, hurtling down hills at insane speeds and sliding about. All good, light entertainment which can pass the time.

Although I'll miss the (ice) hockey being a serious affair. Canada proving its dominance was always one of my highlights of the winter Olympics. Shame they messed about with it.

[Burney]

It isn't more pointless, it's equally pointless, from a sporting perspective. Like the summer Olympics, anything remotely interesting from a sporting perspective is so blighted by drugs that it also becomes pointless.

However, it is entertaining, much more so imo than the summer Olympics. Lots of people flying through the air, hurtling down hills at insane speeds and sliding about. All good, light entertainment which can pass the time.

Although I'll miss the (ice) hockey being a serious affair. Canada proving its dominance was always one of my highlights of the winter Olympics. Shame they messed about with it.

No, it's more pointless because silly little no-mark countries like Scandiwegia and Canadia win medals, while proper countries like the UK win fück all.