Chelsea seem to be ****ing about re: Giroud.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'd suggest that we are the only club that can turn a transfer into an episode of Dallas but I'm sure that isn't true?

Can you name a club that hasn't had any long-running/ill-working transfer sagas in recent years? United with Herrara (fake agents turning up on last day of transfer window taking a year to buy him?). Liverpool taking 6 months to buy VVD having been fined for tapping him up. Even City don't always get it there own way (pretty much flaunting themselves in front of Sanchez and seeing him go to their greatest rivals).

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I would laugh if Jorge went on Who Do You Think You Are ? and discovered a great thick English lineage going all the way back to the dinosaurs

[Burney]

I would laugh if Jorge went on Who Do You Think You Are ? and discovered a great thick English lineage going all the way back to the dinosaurs

Who was the arse of an actor who spent the whole episode of WDYTYA trying to find an Irish ancestor and was heartbroken to discover that he was stubbornly, irreproachably English? I'm thinking it was either John Hurt or Jeremy Irons.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I think someone on here established that Sir C is a mongrel

[Sir C]

I think someone on here established that Sir C is a mongrel

Yes, but I identify as a pedigree poodle, so bálls to you.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

SWv2 - "Like John Lukic?"

Longest ever pregnancy that was

[SWv2]

SWv2 - "Like John Lukic?"

Longest ever pregnancy that was

Classic urban myth all the same.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I once pissed in a plant pot
But hasn't everybody ?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

SirC - "My wife recently awoke in the night to find me staggering out of our hotel room, bóllocks naked, confused as to why the bathroom had become so large and apparently lacked a toilet. "

Just as the upperty Irishers were walking down the corridor

[Viva Prat Vegas]

b, the subject disappointed not to have much Irishness in him was John Hurt
Discovered he was related to Jorge