To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson.

[Burney]

Of course you have hit upon the nub of the matter here, sw; viz, there is no way to look like Jimmy Dean whilst vaping. Some **** surely can invent an e-gigarette that looks like a cigarette?

As I understand it, they're not really supposed to make ones that look like cigarettes. I can't see the problem with making ones that look like Meerschaum pipes, though.

[Sir C]

As I understand it, they're not really supposed to make ones that look like cigarettes. I can't see the problem with making ones that look like Meerschaum pipes, though.

Yes, that would be the other option. Or, I suppose, you could make it like a tumescent phallus; this would be an aid to potential quitters who might, after a while, find it tiresome sucking on a jap's eye.

[Burney]

Yes, that would be the other option. Or, I suppose, you could make it like a tumescent phallus; this would be an aid to potential quitters who might, after a while, find it tiresome sucking on a jap's eye.

What about the gays and the ladies, though? They may greatly enjoy sucking on a huge, artificial Johnson.

Frankly, I can't believe you've been so non-inclusive of sexual minorities like homos and birds.

[Sir C]

What about the gays and the ladies, though? They may greatly enjoy sucking on a huge, artificial Johnson.

Frankly, I can't believe you've been so non-inclusive of sexual minorities like homos and birds you've been.

I need to engage in self-criticism. A lot of self-criticism.

[Pokster]

What about the gays and the ladies, though? They may greatly enjoy sucking on a huge, artificial Johnson.

Frankly, I can't believe you've been so non-inclusive of sexual minorities like homos and birds you've been.

I think Sir C is fighting his sexuality by being so negative.... we all know he is as Bent as a bent thing that is exceedingly bendy