This has to be a p1ss-take, right?

[Sir C]

Man discovers it is possible to make sandwiches.

Further proof that anyone who uses the term 'hack' to describe banal time/money saving ideas is a cvnt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/busines...-lunch-at-work

"This is the BBC and I'm Alvar Liddell. The RAF took part in heavy fighting today over a convoy in the Straits of Dover. Four enemy aircraft were destroyed for the loss of one of our own. The pilot was recovered safely."

That's what I want from the BBC. Not shít about ham and cheese.

[Burney]

"This is the BBC and I'm Alvar Liddell. The RAF took part in heavy fighting today over a convoy in the Straits of Dover. Four enemy aircraft were destroyed for the loss of one of our own. The pilot was recovered safely."

That's what I want from the BBC. Not shít about ham and cheese.

Imagine if someone tells him it's also possible to make sandwiches at home and take them to work?! It'll blow his tiny mind.

[Sir C]

Imagine if someone tells him it's also possible to make sandwiches at home and take them to work?! It'll blow his tiny mind.

The whole sordid mess has made me hungry though. I'm mad for poached eggs on toast. Couple of rashers on the side, perhaps, just for the look fo the thing.

Toast and marmalade to follow.

[Burney]

The whole sordid mess has made me hungry though. I'm mad for poached eggs on toast. Couple of rashers on the side, perhaps, just for the look fo the thing.

Toast and marmalade to follow.

I had scrambly eggs and bacon with coffee. Working at home today, see?

[Sir C]

I had scrambly eggs and bacon with coffee. Working at home today, see?

Good work. Heating turned up to 26 degrees, a little glass of something smokey and amber before lunch. Exceptional.