That Brazil plane crash is sad.

[Sir C]

But I wonder who are the weirdos who rush to Wikipedia to update peoples profiles to say they are dead.

Aeroplane. Aircraft. The 146. Went in. Speared in. Sponged in. Tentpegged.

[Burney]

Aeroplane. Aircraft. The 146. Went in. Speared in. Sponged in. Tentpegged.

Ah, there you are. What have you been up to?

[Sir C]

Ah, there you are. What have you been up to?

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

[Burney]

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

There does seem to have been a terrible lurgy at large.

Did you espy the work of the estimable Mr Elfwick on Twitter, by the way?

[Sir C]

There does seem to have been a terrible lurgy at large.

Did you espy the work of the estimable Mr Elfwick on Twitter, by the way?

I saw something briefly. I'd read the article in the Guardian and never suspected it was a wind up. Indeed, it's still extant. Do we know that Mr Elfwick is speaking true?

[PSRB]

Laid up ill, I'm afraid. Some sort of dreadful influenza, i have no doubt. (It's a cold, isn't it? )

3 weeks off work with it and still not feeling 100%....it's really rather unpleasant

[Burney]

3 weeks off work with it and still not feeling 100%....it's really rather unpleasant

Three weeks!? Not to belittle your suffering in any way, old boy, but I took less time off when I had cancer.

Is it the pneumonics you have?