human - the dirty little yellow kunts were eating pangolin brains FFS - but the virus slipping from human back into a hitherto unaffected species has got me well frit.
How the feck are we going to lockdown wildlife? What if it gets in grey squirrels? Have you any idea what bombastic little feckers that lot are as it is. They practically give me the finger from the trees at the bottom of my garden every day.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'