My missus us a better WK than Buttler. Those 3 yesterday were flukes. Foakes ton,

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Couple of things:

1/ Sibley took his. You've got him mixed up with Crawley.
2/ You really don't want a 40 year-old Anderson bowling with a Kookaburra ball in an Ashes series in Australia.

1. True. All look the same to me.
2. None bowlers are any good down there. How come Bess is the best spinner in the country? We're gonna get hammered.