If we have another window where we don't buy a Xhaka upgrade, I'm gonna support the

[Luis Anaconda]

I'll be brutally honest la. I have been known to take a drink.

How are things in Muenchen these days? You must be in line for German citizenship soon - or will you remain a permanent Gastarbeiter, like a sort of literate Pauline?

I do qualify for residency but I went down the Irish passport route (I also have the British "exemption" til 2027). All is good here - the sun is out and the beer is still cheaper than London.