Blimey, the aeroplane carrying Cardiff's new signing

[Burney]

Eva Air. Sweet young Chinee birds, innit?

You almost sound envious.

[Sir C]

You almost sound envious.

I do have a penchant for a bit of sideways, as you know. Not so much for having my bottom wiped, though.

[Monty92]

I do have a penchant for a bit of sideways, as you know. Not so much for having my bottom wiped, though.

Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?

I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.

[Burney]

Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?

I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.

The Monarch used always to have a Groom of the Stool whose job it was to wipe his arse. It was a much sought after position, since it meant you had - as well as other body parts - the King's ear.

[Sir C]

Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?

I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.

Oh well, if it's 'only' a sense of dignity, let's just chuck it away and display our shít-ridden ringpieces in public, why not?

[Burney]

Oh well, if it's 'only' a sense of dignity, let's just chuck it away and display our shít-ridden ringpieces in public, why not?

Of course we wouldn't need to wipe our arses if we shât on all fours as nature intended. We also wouldn't get piles.

This whole 'standing erect' thing is a mixed blessing imo.

[Monty92]

You almost sound envious.

I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.

[Burney]

I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.

If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.

True enough imo.

btw, it looks as though Neil Warnock beat us all to the bad taste joke punch.

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