Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I do have a penchant for a bit of sideways, as you know. Not so much for having my bottom wiped, though.
Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?

I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.