Has Gronkey ever done anything really special. As in DB10 v Toon,

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

TH14's turn and lob v Man.U, RP7 v Saints that signalled the start of the invincible run? ( not to mention the pearler that beat Liverpool at Anfield).

Has he ever so much as won a chase with a defender? And if so did the defender have 2 fully functioning legs?

[Peter]

TH14's turn and lob v Man.U, RP7 v Saints that signalled the start of the invincible run? ( not to mention the pearler that beat Liverpool at Anfield).

Has he ever so much as won a chase with a defender? And if so did the defender have 2 fully functioning legs?

He isnt Henry, Bergkamp or Van Persie. Just as I am not Brad Pitt. But then I never claimed to be.

Raya isn't Gordon Banks. Deckan Rice isn't Patrick Vieira.

Nigel Farage isnt Hitler, but he's still a ****

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

He isnt Henry, Bergkamp or Van Persie. Just as I am not Brad Pitt. But then I never claimed to be.

Raya isn't Gordon Banks. Deckan Rice isn't Patrick Vieira.

Nigel Farage isnt Hitler, but he's still a ****

You appear to have swerved the question P?

[Peter]

You appear to have swerved the question P?

I rejected the premise of the question. That is very different

No, he has never done a passable impression of those three world class strikers. Yes, he has beaten a defender in a race.

And yes, he has one of the worst side partings I've ever seen. (I know you didnt ask that, but it does annoy me...)

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I rejected the premise of the question. That is very different

No, he has never done a passable impression of those three world class strikers. Yes, he has beaten a defender in a race.

And yes, he has one of the worst side partings I've ever seen. (I know you didnt ask that, but it does annoy me...)

I see. So you are saying he isn't world class then. Are you some kind of Gyokeres hater P? Think you know better than Mikel Arteta? - I have reported you to Nicosia Gooner.

[Peter]

I see. So you are saying he isn't world class then. Are you some kind of Gyokeres hater P? Think you know better than Mikel Arteta? - I have reported you to Nicosia Gooner.

He isnt world class. See, all of our forwards are useless. That is why we play football that would make George Graham yawn.

300 million doesn't buy you good forwards these days. Unless you're City, who seem to have loads of them and are much,much better than us, apparently.