Sperz yesterday. Was the pitch slippy? Look, we all saw young Keiron Gibbs slip in

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I thought that too, about the pitch-watering. But that's what the warm-up is for

Not knowing of these things, do you both warm up at the same time with one half of the pitch each? You do, don't you, cos some **** moaned about Daveed hoofing the ball into their bit.

So, is it possible that Sperz warmed up on the dry bit and then defended the wet bit?

We used to only heat the home dressing room and 2-3 weeks ago, some non-league club here got a match postponed {they had multiple injuries} by watering it during a downpour.

I mean, one slip from nerves, ok. But 2 from 3 players in the same half, and all in the first 15 mins before it dries out?

I don't want to sound a conspiracy theorist, but even I can't believe Sperz would be that Sperzy.

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Not knowing of these things, do you both warm up at the same time with one half of the pitch each? You do, don't you, cos some **** moaned about Daveed hoofing the ball into their bit.

So, is it possible that Sperz warmed up on the dry bit and then defended the wet bit?

We used to only heat the home dressing room and 2-3 weeks ago, some non-league club here got a match postponed {they had multiple injuries} by watering it during a downpour.

I mean, one slip from nerves, ok. But 2 from 3 players in the same half, and all in the first 15 mins before it dries out?

I don't want to sound a conspiracy theorist, but even I can't believe Sperz would be that Sperzy.

Yes, Marve I think, just mentioned some ****housery whereby you over-water the end you expect to be attacking (or defending, I suppose) only for the opposition to foil your plans by winning the toss and making everyone change or somesuch.