Eni Aluko

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

She's worse than Neville.....

Not possible.

Dancing with the fans of that promoted team that beat us in the first game, BW's debut, with half our team out with covid.

This season, I had the misfortune to hear him for the NUFC 2-1 win.

We go one down and he says real title contenders would find a way to equalise but we won't cos we're not.
We equalise.
He's pissed off but says, yeah, but really real title contenders would go on and win it.
We do.
He says, and I quote: "Oh. Oh, oh, oh. ..... Oh."

There is no way this bint could be worse than him

Stephen Hawkins could give her his voice box and I could give her a 2g line of K and she would still have a better accent and make more sense than Gary ****ing Neville.

[Peter]

Not possible.

Dancing with the fans of that promoted team that beat us in the first game, BW's debut, with half our team out with covid.

This season, I had the misfortune to hear him for the NUFC 2-1 win.

We go one down and he says real title contenders would find a way to equalise but we won't cos we're not.
We equalise.
He's pissed off but says, yeah, but really real title contenders would go on and win it.
We do.
He says, and I quote: "Oh. Oh, oh, oh. ..... Oh."

There is no way this bint could be worse than him

Stephen Hawkins could give her his voice box and I could give her a 2g line of K and she would still have a better accent and make more sense than Gary ****ing Neville.

The 'oh, oh, oh' bit..... I think you are reading that a bit wrong. He goes on to say this feels huge etc......

Clearly, he isnt a fan. But I dont think he is the worst. I find Carragher worse.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The 'oh, oh, oh' bit..... I think you are reading that a bit wrong. He goes on to say this feels huge etc......

Clearly, he isnt a fan. But I dont think he is the worst. I find Carragher worse.

Please just drop it, P. My hatred of G Nev is irrational.

I've spent all my life as a pacifist hippy, literally turning the other cheek after winding people up and getting a serious kicking for it. Multiple times.

But if I knew where Nev's kids went to school, I'd invoke the Goddess Kali and strangle them with a silken thread.

I hate him more than Sperz, Chavs, City, Yanks, Ruskies, Chinks, Tories, Brexiters, Macron, BJP/Rss/Shiv Sena Hindutva scum all put together.

Give me the address of his kids' homes and a roll of silk thread and I'll show you I'm serious.

Were your parents hippies, cosmic hippies, junkie hippies or India-trail hippies who know we live in the age of Kali-Yug, btw?

{FTR, I love them all equally. All God Is One and all that. I just ****ing detest Neville.}

[Peter]

Please just drop it, P. My hatred of G Nev is irrational.

I've spent all my life as a pacifist hippy, literally turning the other cheek after winding people up and getting a serious kicking for it. Multiple times.

But if I knew where Nev's kids went to school, I'd invoke the Goddess Kali and strangle them with a silken thread.

I hate him more than Sperz, Chavs, City, Yanks, Ruskies, Chinks, Tories, Brexiters, Macron, BJP/Rss/Shiv Sena Hindutva scum all put together.

Give me the address of his kids' homes and a roll of silk thread and I'll show you I'm serious.

Were your parents hippies, cosmic hippies, junkie hippies or India-trail hippies who know we live in the age of Kali-Yug, btw?

{FTR, I love them all equally. All God Is One and all that. I just ****ing detest Neville.}

An irrational hatred makes no sense. I understand perfectly

My parents just loved the music. They still went to work every day. Well, most days

You could go and see Pink Floyd and still go to work the next morning.

[PSRB]

His brother is a piece of ****.

But I don't think Gary is that bad on commentary. There is definitely bias there but who cares?? Alan Smith is not exactly impartial

All I look for is a tiny bit of insight. The ability to call it out when a player has done something deliberately, or when a ref has clearly dropped the ball on something.

I can't stand Carragher. Tosser.

I can say, having met P Nev on various occasions, that he is indeed a piece of ****.