Story of the day for me has to be *****gate

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Anything with style marks is not a sport imo

I dunno. I thought they should have given us all trophies in perpetuity and ended football after Jack scored that goal vs Norwich. We'd done it. We'd walked the ball into the net via a series of one touch, 1-2, flicks and volleys. We'd won football.