There's your hundred million pound striker, right there.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

But how the hell is that a free kick for the second goal?

I thought the same. He won the ball, for God's sake.

Btw, anyone know why TP and MnM aren't even on the bench?

I, in my idiocy, would have been happy if one of Jorgy/Partey and/or Jakub had left in the summer, but thank Ganpati they all stayed.

We need this squad depth. Both Benny Blanc and Tomi out, so we have no more cover at RB and RCH.