United fans already banging on that he's better than Saliba
Cool name but no good to us. By the looks of him, he'd spend all his time at Dave's International Hair Salon in Peckham and we don't seem to tolerate that sort of thing anymore, since we started playing proper.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."