Ironically, given Emi's timewasting, I remember beating Villa 3-1 at Highbury when we

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got an indirect FK in the box cos their 'keeper hadn't booted it within ten secs of picking up the ball. {Is that still a rule?}

From memory, someone tapped it to Sukur and he blasted it in from 10 yards with all 11 Villans on the line.

So that must have been '99-00, no? After we sold Anelka. {Remember it as a sunny autumn day, so '99. But probably wrong.}

Where's our pseudo-Kraut, alcoholic stats guru when we need him?

Karma with a capital 'K'. Gets a yellow for time wasting, scores an OG, then is made to look a mug by Martinelli and then gets a *******ing from Emery for going up for the corner.