Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
That is a tricky one, b. The NHS can obvs go fúck itself, since you've already spent fortunes on it throughout your life and any money you give it will be p*ssed away on diversity co-ordinators and Somali translators. However, the other three are trickier. I've always felt bad for kids with harelips, but I do like a leopard. Donkeys are OK, but meh.

All in all, I'd give it to the leopard.
Give the donkey to the leopard and kill two birds with one stone. Well, one donkey with big cat but close enough