All these adverts on the telly that are stay at home themed or for charity
There is even one for Birdseye
It's become almost impossible to know where to donate your money these days. I'm torn between an NHS donation, sponsoring a leapard, saving a donkey or sorting out a kids hairlip.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'