Negative Oil

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

They're also royally fúcking the Russians, of course.

Apparently, the price of oil tankers has soared, as they need somewhere to store it all. You now have loads of oil tankers floating around pointlessly in international waters chock full of oil, but unable to dock anywhere.

Anyone remember Peak Oil?

Christ on a bike! you know what happens next? They'll just start dumping it into the ocean The virus itself killed a few old 'uns, gave the rest of us a bit of a cough but our reaction to it will turn us to dust.