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Thread: I must confess that I didn't think in a 1,000 years would Iran admit that they had

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Really? You pop up just for that?
    Sorry. Busy but didn't wish to let standards drop.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Sorry. Busy but didn't wish to let standards drop.
    I once wrote in an email to a lady 'I appreciate that you're busty'.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I once wrote in an email to a lady 'I appreciate that you're busty'.
    Aww that's rather sweet, actually. Was she?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Aww that's rather sweet, actually. Was she?
    and more importantly, pic?

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Aww that's rather sweet, actually. Was she?
    Reasonably so, yes. In fact, it worked quite well for me, as she was very amused by it and I was asking her to be a judge at our awards. We're quite good chums now, but I barely knew her at the time. She's now the chair of judges and delights in reminding me about it.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Reasonably so, yes. In fact, it worked quite well for me, as she was very amused by it and I was asking her to be a judge at our awards. We're quite good chums now, but I barely knew her at the time. She's now the chair of judges and delights in reminding me about it.
    Did you ever get to blow your muck across her gargantuan dugs at all?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did you ever get to blow your muck across her gargantuan dugs at all?
    Have you been possessed by Herb?

    No. Although I had a nasty moment last October when we were at the awards and she started telling me all about her divorce. She then left early, only to come back a few minutes' later, telling me she had no-one to go home to. I then spent far too much money buying drinks at the Landmark for several hours while she cried on my shoulder. I later poured her into a taxi.

    I behaved like a perfect gentleman, but there was a time... but I've learnt that lesson.

    Mind you, I'm taking her to lunch next month, so you never know.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Have you been possessed by Herb?

    No. Although I had a nasty moment last October when we were at the awards and she started telling me all about her divorce. She then left early, only to come back a few minutes' later, telling me she had no-one to go home to. I then spent far too much money buying drinks at the Landmark for several hours while she cried on my shoulder. I later poured her into a taxi.

    I behaved like a perfect gentleman, but there was a time... but I've learnt that lesson.

    Mind you, I'm taking her to lunch next month, so you never know.
    Get stuck up it b. What could possibly go wrong?

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Get stuck up it b. What could possibly go wrong?
    Wise words, sc

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Get stuck up it b. What could possibly go wrong?
    God, do you know I was thinking just the other day that I'm starting to notice the old libido slowing? I realised that I can now go an hour at a time without having a sexual thought. I don't know whether to be sad or happy. Maybe I should start injecting monkey glands?

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