Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Did you ever get to blow your muck across her gargantuan dugs at all?
Have you been possessed by Herb?

No. Although I had a nasty moment last October when we were at the awards and she started telling me all about her divorce. She then left early, only to come back a few minutes' later, telling me she had no-one to go home to. I then spent far too much money buying drinks at the Landmark for several hours while she cried on my shoulder. I later poured her into a taxi.

I behaved like a perfect gentleman, but there was a time... but I've learnt that lesson.

Mind you, I'm taking her to lunch next month, so you never know.